"Loki grinned maniacally. ‘Is that a Mjolnir in your pants,’ he asked devilishly, ‘or are you just excited to see me?’
Thor chuckled. He seductively unzipped his trousers and puddled them on the ground around his ankles, revealing his trusty hammer super-glued to his hard cock. ‘Both,’ he replied.”
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER
Anti-Joke Thor & So-Done-With-This-Sh*t Tony
“I see better from a distance.” - Hawkeye
So every time I go to Starbucks and they ask for my name I always tell them ‘Tony Stark’.
(I’m cool I know.)
Anyway today when they called out my ‘name’ and I went to collect it I noticed this guy blatantly staring at me as he ordered his drink.
I thought nothing of…
The Avengers - Behind the scenes
you can’t science with us
Coulson is talking to Steve
#can we just take a moment to appreciate #that Clint #while holed up doing a job of watching all the scientists working away #managed to work out BEFORE the quantum physicist exactly what the fuck is going on #with the tesseract #by using pure logic #it also shows that even though Nick chastises him for doing his whole ‘brood in the rafters’ nesting thing #that Clint was paying attention the whole damn time #this is the guy who can fire arrows without looking #who can calculate on the fly the trajectory needed to lodge an explosive arrow into a propeller #I will punch anyone who says Clint is useless or a deadweight because he’s squishy-human and is only good for being a marksman #because he’s deceptively smart #and plays that close to his chest